You can have my bananas when you pry them from my cold, dead fingers!

So I go to eat a banana, and I note that one of the ones in the bunch has a sticker on it advertising that godawful-looking new Garfield movie. Who the fuck decided that my fruit needs to be turned into a damn billboard? And it's not like they just show a picture of Garfield or something—no, they boldly state "Watch Garfield: The Movie". Why they hell should I? You expect me to take advice from a banana? What kind of sheep are people that such campaigns are actually worth the money it takes to pay some starving third-world kid to put a sticker on each bunch of bananas? Screw you! No! I already wasn't going to see your shitty movie because it looked like crap! Now I'm going to not see it twice! So there!