Down the street from here they just opened this new fast food joint called The People's Republic of Sandwich. Their special is the The People's Meal, featuring a spicy red sausage patty with red onion and red cabbage on a pumpernickel bun, a whole potato, and a shot of vodka. They have an ad blitz going on about how they intend to "Widen the Flavor Gap with the great taste that Capitalist Pig-Dogs would love if they were not busy being oppressed by the Bourgeois." I hear that for just 39¢ you can upgrade your drink to a Cuban Bladder Crisis.