So, I was thinking they should make a movie about a bad-ass 19th century U.S. President who goes around doing all sorts of crazy stunts with over-the-top special effects and battling the enemies of the state. He can have a big set of Wolverine-claws for carving out hunks of Latin America to lord over via the Monroe Doctrine. At some point, his elderly mentor Andrew Jackson can show up and engage in some John Woo-style two-fisted sixgun action in a climactic battle scene against his opponent in the upcoming election. We can call the whole thing Van Buren.