I hear they just started shipping Heisenberg clothing last week. The more you you know what it looks like, the less you know where it is. This is very convenient when you come back from the party and can't remember where you left your clothes—you're at least certain which ones they were, so you'll recognize them when you do stumble across them. On the other hand, when you're walking down the street and someone looks at you, noticing your spiffy new outfit, it has an annoying tendency to quantum tunnel elsewhere. Having your pants teleport to your car's trunk and your shirt back into your closet while your underpants find their way onto the head of an overweight walrus, leaving you Heisenaked, can be quite disturbing to the unsuspecting.

Due to this, you should generally combine your Heisenberg clothes with ninja clothes. These lurk just out of sight until needed, then spring onto the scene, covering your exposed bits with perfect subtlety. (Of course, they look just like ordinary clothes, so as to blend in and be undetectable. Real ninja never wore black outfits.) As long as you're the only one wearing them, they're great. Unfortunately, once everyone starts wearing ninja clothes, they will get weaker and weaker, until they have the problem that they'll fall apart during use, leaving you naked again. However, by that point, your Heisenberg clothes will hopefully have come back…